Project Red
Hello! My name is Bono, and I practically vomit gold. I live like a prince, and I would like you to buy the products of the companies in which I own stock.
Before you answer, keep in mind that I am worshipped by millions.
As I was saying, we must focus on Charity, my friends. We must come to realize that
by buying a $40 tee-shirt, we are saving starving infants and freeing people from oppression. By buying this shirt we are making a statement to our peers - I care, and am socially aware.
I care, I am socially aware. Those are powerful words.
Letting people know you are an enlightened, socially aware person is as simple as wearing a red shirt. We are also selling I-pods, shoes, and other accessories. These items will enhance your liberal chic, as well as your own self-image as a caring, intelligent person. Oprah supports Project Red.
In closing, I will quote myself: "If I don't have my damn beret shipped to me by tommorow, you are all fired."
-- Bono
Before you answer, keep in mind that I am worshipped by millions.
As I was saying, we must focus on Charity, my friends. We must come to realize that
by buying a $40 tee-shirt, we are saving starving infants and freeing people from oppression. By buying this shirt we are making a statement to our peers - I care, and am socially aware.
I care, I am socially aware. Those are powerful words.
Letting people know you are an enlightened, socially aware person is as simple as wearing a red shirt. We are also selling I-pods, shoes, and other accessories. These items will enhance your liberal chic, as well as your own self-image as a caring, intelligent person. Oprah supports Project Red.
In closing, I will quote myself: "If I don't have my damn beret shipped to me by tommorow, you are all fired."
-- Bono
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