That you were settling into a sort of repectable foolishness, that is. Here is an idea: Cut a mickey mouse doll in half, glue one side to your back and the other to your stomach, and claim to have been posessed. "He has invaded my body; he is taking over my soul!!" Maybe give it some devil horns and a pitchfork, or make it look truly scary...alter its eyes, hands, and mouth....and get arrested for it! F**k 'em! Get back to your anti-Disney roots!!!
I was afraid, too.